Top Viruses

• THE GEORGE BUSH Virus...(Causes your computer to think it won the election, even 

	though the motherboard and father board bought it.)

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  THE AL GORE Virus...(Causes your computer to just keep counting)
  
  

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  THE CLINTON Virus...(Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory)
  
  

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  THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus...(Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy)
  
  

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  THE LEWINSKY virus...(Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone 

	about what it did)

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  THE RONALD REAGAN virus...(Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored)
  
  

• THE JESSE JACKSON virus... (Warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction,

	while illegitimately reproducing files in the background)

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  THE MIKE TYSON virus...(Quits after two bytes)
  
  

• THE OPRAH WINFREY virus... (Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, 

	then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb)

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  THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus...(Deletes all old files)
  
  

• THE PROZAC virus...(Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care)
  
  

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  THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus...(Only attacks minor files)
  
  

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  THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus...(Terminates some files, leaves, but, will be back) 

and last but not least....

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  THE LORENA BOBBITT virus...(Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, 

	then discards it through Windows)

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