A
man calls home.
The
maid answers phone.
He
says, "Can I speak to my wife?"
She
says, "No, she's upstairs in bed with her boyfriend."
He's
maid--says, "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs
and kill them both."
Being
the loyal maid, she says, "Ok."
5
minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they're both dead. What
should I do with the bodies?"
He
says, "Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get
home."
She
says, "We don't have a pool."
He asks, "Is this 555-1234?"